Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Yo..what a day..

I came back early from work today and had a short nap after dinner just now. I guess I was too tired from yoga yesterday and swimming the day before. Wow! I feel that I sounded like an athlete
while I'm not :P

Okay. What to type about this time?Hmm..

I started losing hair again, or was it just psychology? I felt that my right side of the head is thinning now. Oh I don't know and I don't care! But I just applied some tonic to my scalp :P Well, let's just hope that works on me now.

I feel so lame, so lame that I'm trying to type something out when I cant seem to concentrate on anything.

I feel that I have something to say, but I don't know how to put into words..

Ok..let's just talk about some stupid woman in office..

This woman..the name is M sis..we call her M che or MC aka (Muk Chui) ..we basically labelled her as the stupidest person on earth after G CLK(apparently another person that we hated in office)..

Well..this woman...she talks like a bird...NO not the type that you thought can hum a nice song, but she can definitely talk some sheet out of nowhere in this planet of earth..Just imagine her chirpy voice saying bad words to you like **TNS...Niamah!! ** and so forth and so on..and the next minute she can smile at you and say hello..isnt that creepy?

I once stood behind her back..waiting for her to finish her call on the phone..She turned to her back and stared at me..and guess what? She told my boss I was disturbing her by standing at the back of her. Haha!! Cool... So, I was disturbing the flow of air by standing behind her that she cant breathe and chirp??

She'll make a scene out of nothing and pretends nothing happened the next day..sucha dumass..

And the latest scene she made was horribly dumb..She wanted a report to be generated from this system called OPIGS...to enlist all the deals/transactions done with offshore companies..in which we NEVER have done at all! Fine, since the auditor is requesting for such reports to proof that we have never had sucha deal before and ever (we are not suppose to have sucha deal with offshore companies..yea lame..), my IT fren is more than willing to help you to create sheetass report, trust me he does.

So there my fren goes, trying to help her out by creating such report. But since we do not have of these trades, the report will return as NIL results no matter how many million times we tried to run it , correct? So, how to prove that this report is running properly instead of simply returning empty results? Yes, by keying in some dummy deals to offshore companies, then we can see that " Oh, this report is running correctly!"

AND what this sheetass said to my fren? "YOU WANT ME TO SIMPLY KEY IN DEALS?? WHY CANT U JUST CREATE THE DUMB REPORT??!!"

Trust me..my friend tried to explain to her gently but her goddamn ears just cant seem to listen..God knows why she want to make herself look so dumb and stupid..oh God pls save this woman..and in the end she slammed the phone down when ppl cant get what kinda dumass sheet she's trying to tell..

All of us got asses..and she just got a lame and dumb one..

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